motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

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xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

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beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

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stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

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